Here are a couple poems I’ve been tinkering with over the years.

The Best Sunscreen for Your Face

is SPF

Let’s Spend

the Summer


I could prescribe

a wealth

of misinformation,

the distance between

my heart and what

graces the page.

Last night I fell

head over heels

over my bike

on the way home

from a restaurant

job, ended

up spending

what I made

in eight hours

in thirty minutes

on band-aids, watch

repair, my bike.

There’s no such thing

as a free lunch,

as serving brunch

with a bandaged hand

to immaculate men

and women who ask

Egg World

Essays by me, the Egg God. I am on Twitter at @sweeteggperson

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